steferine:

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

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sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

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silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

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